Posts Tagged ‘blog’

Why the fcuk do people think their daily routine to be of interest to – well – anyone else… Get this boy he’s one sick puppy! If this is his daily routine he some fcking weirdo. His day consisted of…

1. A shower and a shaved (fairly normal until you see how he shaves on his picture – I don’t think he’s quite got the hang of it yet)

2. Listened to a Hilary Duff CD (okay, so fairly normal to listen to a CD in the morning but the choice, coupled with a number of other posts about Britney being his idol are starting to bring his sexuality into question)

3. He went to the pharmacy to find his blood type and my height and weight (is that a normal comment to be headed routine?)

4. He ate Kinder Bueno (big fcking deal, how interesting), which he described as “paradise of pleasure” (gay? I´m not sure, as I saw that he was Spaish, so he may well just be camp as so many of them are…)

Now for the “pièce de résistance” – tha name of the blog? “Rodelicious”. The boy is a pig, nobody but their mother could think a bozo like this “Rodalicious”. The blog seems to have died in mid-2008 – I guess he found out that he wasn’t as interesting as he thought it was.

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“This blog is all about me, family, daily adventure, idea, opinions, experiences, inspiration etc”.

…this is the blog of a happily married Filipino woman who lives in Nashville – it’s all pink and fluffy – she got big cuddly toys on valentines day…

What’s the latest post?

A fcuking sales pitch (probably cut and pasted) advertising hotels in Canada. Doesn’t bear much relevance to her “mission statement” does it…? Why the hell do people think they are going to make money dropping crap like this post into their blog…?

Don’t worry though if sentimental ramblings are you thing there’s plenty of that crap on this blog if you dig a little further

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“How we behave toward cats here below determines our status in heaven – Robert A. Heinlein”

That ’s how this post opens.  In which case I’m going to hell…! What the hell is it with cats that can turn what seem like sane people into complete morons…

This post written by a cat – it would seem – wishes it’s ‘mum’, who is apparently human (I´d love to know how that works genetically) a happy purrthday. What is it with these people that they have to pretend to be a cat – is life really that sad. Cat’s are useless selfish creatures and only good as semi-feral animals for controlling vermin.

If this really is the cat writing he isn’t living up to his reputation as “Derby – The Sassy Cat”. The post is just the kind of ridiculous sentimental nonsense you expect from a cat (owner). Barney is sassy compared to this crap!

The worrying thing about this post though is that is, at the time of writing, has had 28 comments within 2 days from other zoologically challenged weirdos who seem to believe they are also cats.

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Okay – the header threw me off instantly….

“A place where I can pause and take a moment to exhale,
To visualize my thoughts, express my feelings and share my ideas…”

Did that broad, self-obsessed statement meet up to the kind of pretensions it promised, I was quite looking forward to reading some drivel about this persons ‘inner-self’ for a laugh!

But I was disappointed to summarize, the random post I picked out was that the battery on her SUV went, and her husband fixed it… That was it. What an exciting life… A quick flick though the four other blogs shows the same pattern.

None of the blogs are plastered with advertising though – so I can only guess this “former banker, entrepreneur, accountant, tax professional and now a stay-at-home-mom” has a bit to much time on her hands…

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I am a web designer and have been messing around on the net long before the days of the web – my first modem was 2,400 baud. So I guess that qualifies me to have some opinion on the way things have developed over the years. I don’t purport to be a ‘guru’ on the Internet and cyber-culture (actually it’s just a bulsiht phase used by the ‘Internet marketers’ – the type that used to plague the paper classified sections prior to the digital age…), though I would guess I´m way closer to that title – which I hate – than most of the readers of this site. Disagree? I don’t care… Read the rest of this entry »