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…or is everyone else tired of all the ‘get rich quick’ nonsense scattered about the Internet?

When you spend as much time as I do working on and trawling around the Internet you can’t help but stumble on sites – no matter how much you try to avoid them – all promising to make you rich with absolutely no effort whatsoever on your part.

I really enjoyed this parody of those types of sites.

Click here to see the site.

Sometimes you just have to laugh at the stupid automated comments people leave…

I got this one recently which had my sides splitting!

Fantastic information in your posting, I watched this report on television the other day about this same thing and since I am getting married next month and the timing could not have been better! thanks for the tip!, I have bookmarked, thanks. Modesto Remiasz

Apart from the terrible command of the English language – it was just completely irrelevant.

So what post was it on?

It was on the piece I wrote about our new puppy on another blog of mine…!

As exciting as it was for us getting a new dog – I didn’t think it was newsworthy enough to make it a television feature. Perhaps I was out, but I didn’t notice a TV camera crews anywhere near my house recently!

1. start yet another ‘how to make money on the  Internet’ blog – the Internet needs more of these about as much as the world needs another real estate agent.

2. get upset when people like me write about you. Your website is in the public domain. If you spout bullsiht or are trying to scam people it will get noticed.

3. go around telling people that Twitter is the future of the Internet. It’s not – and you clearly are not smart enough to  understand the agendas of the Social Networking sites!

4. start talking about the big names like Daren Rowse and John Chow in your blogs like they are personal friends – you are fooling nobody – you are nobody.

5. pretend to be an expert when in reality you are nothing but a newbie selling Clickbank crap or spurious ‘training’ on things you don’t understand yourself – do you really think anyone believes the fake earnings reports and pictures of you in front of someone else’s Ferrari…?

After my recent post about a ‘get rich quick’ scheme encouraging bending the rules of Google – a site called googlestreak.com (the link is to the original article rather than of course what I consider to be a poorly presented scam) – I actually received a reply – to his credit – from the site owner – but he failed to follow through.

The article was about how having spent as much as he did on Adwords he had managed to include a really stupid typo. He came back in a comment claiming this to be ‘clever marketing’ which did give me a laugh. The site I see his ads appear on is a regular visit for me. Guess what? I haven’t seen the same ad since!

His current offering now is spelt correctly – and his tower includes (very appropriately) a picture of clowns.

I keep saying it – Brian, my offer still holds – I am willing to eat my words if you let me review your scam proposition and it actually works!

Click here for the original article and comments

I just came upon this ad whilst viewing my stats. What an idiot!

As well as “waisting” his money on Adwords, he also clearly “waisted” money on his education too…

It’s no secret that I’m not a big fan of the “get rich quick” Clickbank type bogus reports – many of which – and I suspect this is one – at the very least encourage people to teeter on the brink of Google terms and conditions, if not blatantly disregard them.

But really, come on, if you are going to spend money on Adwords you might as well at least take the time to spell the fcuking ad properly! Even if it is for a low life scam such as this.

If you’re reading this, do yourself a favour and do not buy thie siht from this idiot. (googlestreak.com – note no link)

Or, in the unlikely event you are the linguistically challenged idiot in question I challenge you to prove to me this works. I don’t believe you for one minute!

Really people, don’t “waist” your time on crap like this…